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Joke of the Day

"FRIEND: haha she's so cutesay it for him honey HER TODDLER: the moon is cheeeeese ME: well what have we here, a tiny liar"

"SWAG is for BOYS and CLASS is for MEN."

"My Grandpa said,... ""Your generation relies too much on technology!"" I replied, ""No, your generation relies too much on technology!"" Then I unplugged his life support."

"Whats the difference between a boy scout and a jew? A boy scout comes home from camp"

"What is a whales favorite pasttime? Netflix and krill."

"Do you guys know what a minstrel cycle is? A bicycle for musicians."

"What does Hitler drink each morning? Some Jews"

"Why did the fat, religious Ugandan move to Egypt for weight loss candy? He wanted to find a lighten mint through trans-Sudan migration!"

"I make a mean cup of coffee. This one just told me I'll never find love."

"Anyone hear the one.. Anyone hear the one about the messy bed? Yeah, I made it up."