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Joke of the Day
"What did the chinese guy say to the mongoose? Bing fwong dong 9/11"
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"How do you tell if you're at a gay barbecue? The hot dogs taste like crap"
"Did you know that Stalin suffered from bulimia? He didn't binge, though, he just purged."
"At the Last Supper... [At Last Supper] *Jesus raises bread* ""This is my body!"" *Jesus raises wine* ""And this is my blood!"" *Pulls out 9 of Clubs* ""And this is your card"" *Apostles go nuts*"
"What is another way of 'saying caught between a rock and a hard place'? Having a threesome with Dwayne Johnson"
"Son: Mom, why are you always showing up at my school on chicken nugget day? Me: *literally salivating* Here to see you, buddy."
"[party in 1939] teen: truth or dare hitler: dare teen: dare you to invade poland hitler: omg no way u guys all the teens: DO IT DO IT"
"I like my women like I like my herpes... alllll on my dickkkk oh *yaaaah*"
"Customer: There's something wrong with my hot dogs. Waiter: Sorry I'm a waiter not a veterinarian."