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Joke of the Day

"A grizzly walks in to a bar and orders a beer. The bartended asks ""hey you 21?"" ""Bearly"""

"The only ""B"" word you should call women is beautiful. Bitches love being called beautiful."

"I aint racist! I LOVE NASCAR!"

"what's the difference between an oral and a rectal thermometer? the taste"

"Never play poker with a pieces of paper. They're bound to fold."

"Felt bad about hitting a car yesterday but I remembered to leave a note. Didn't have a pen so I used my key."

"How long does it take an Ethiopian Women to take a shit? 9 Months."

"I bet you I could stop gambling."

"Why are there no casinos in China? They hate Tibet."

"I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger... ... Then it hit me!"