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Joke of the Day
"A grizzly walks in to a bar and orders a beer. The bartended asks ""hey you 21?"" ""Bearly"""
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"""we lost your dad during surgery im very sorry"" ha, hes always wandering off ""no he.."" *holds up one finger while on phone* dad ring me back"
"My dentist said I grind at night. I was like, ok stalker."
"Protip: If you're bad at geography and someone asks about an obscure country just say ""isn't that where the oiled up Olympics guy is from?"""
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