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Joke of the Day
"What comes in pairs? seeds"
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"How to create a clean joke Step 1. Find a dirty joke Step 2. Clean it"
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"So a roman walks into a bar Lifts two fingers and say ""five beers, please"""
"Send a guy to the grocery store without a list, and you deserve whatever you get."
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"How do you make Obama's eyes light up? Shine a flashlight in his ear."