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Joke of the Day
"My dentist said I grind at night. I was like, ok stalker."
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"I got arrested today I got arrest today, apparently you aren't allowed to do doughnuts within 200ft of a school zone... the frosting worked as great lubricant though"
"What did cinderella say when she got to the ball? NSFW *gagging noise*"
"Unfortunately, showing that much cleavage doesn't fix your face."
"Son of Sam I Am, a serial killer who targets people who won't try new foods."
"What do we want? A cure for Tourette's! When do we want it? Cunt!"
"[going thru airport security] ""Please turn your laptop on"" *I start to stroke it's audio input* ""That's not what I-' Me: No no it likes this"
"Love is patient. Love is kind. Love has never been in a relationship apparently."
"What's the difference between a book and a Mexican? A book has papers."
"BLIND KIDS: Lady Gaga looks like what a chicken sounds like."