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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a retard covered in water? Flame retardant"
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"What idiot called it ""leaving right after sex"" and not ""nuts and bolts""?"
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"Walked into the gym and did 1 push up in front of everyone, then ripped off my shirt and walked out grunting 'You did it. You did it.'"
"How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles."
"Just been to the shop and swapped 50 raisins for 100 sultanas. I can't believe the currant exchange rate"
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"Two Irish homosexuals Michael Fitzpatrick & Patrick Fitzmichael"
"Granny, pay attention and don't panic. I need you to think hard and tell me how many brownies you ate out of the blue pan."