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Joke of the Day
"Procrastinators Unite! Tomorrow"
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"How do you know if your room mate is gay? his dick tastes like shit"
"I went into panera the other day The clerk said, ""do you want a side of chips or a French baguette?"" I replied, ""never baguette."""
"The guy in the next urinal peed so hard that a little got on me and I thought ""damn this dude is good at peeing"""
"A nun was kidnapped No offence but she was asking for it. Nun taken."
"My computer said hello to me It's a Dell."
"Who do you think was sent to cover the story of the baby lion born in the zoo? A cub reporter."
"I hate it when winter comes. It makes my wenis so dry."
"What do you call two gay Scotsmen? Ben Dover and Phil Mcrakkin"
"My girlfriend broke up with me for my obsession with touching pasta. I'm feeling cannelloni right now."