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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a nun with a washing machine on her head? Sister-Matic"
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"The difference between Chuck Norris and Bruce Lee? Why does Chuck Norris have a lot of jokes but Bruce Lee doesn't? Because Bruce Lee is no joke..."
"I always go the extra mile for my wife Ever since she took out that restraining order"
"This Viagra show looks cool but they keep cutting away to football"
"What do you call a chinese Jehovah's witness? Ding Dong"
"Do cats stutter? No, but they paws. Credit: u/magneticman245"
"How can you tell if someone's a vegan? Oh don't worry, *they'll tell you*."
"What was Hitler's problem when the lights went out? He could Nazi. Edit: Fuck me, Reddit. I heard you *liked* puns..."
"Son hunted 4 part of our family dinner 2night! With steady nerve & calm focus, he tracked down the hot dog buns for us at the grocery store."
"Why didn't the melons get married? They cantaloupe."