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Joke of the Day
"This Viagra show looks cool but they keep cutting away to football"
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"what did the ocean say to the other ocean ? nothing they just waved."
"No one is more productive than a guy who's been laying on the couch for two hours and suddenly realizes his wife will be home in 5 minutes."
"Took a screenshot with my iPhone with the intention of texting a picture of my cracked screen.So the answer is no I didn't graduate college."
"Why was the redneck on his Iphone at his sister's funeral...? He was changing his relationship status to single. Dahurpy durp Dahurpy Durp Da dUrpy durp."
"If necessity is the mother of invention why does so much unnecessary stuff get invented?"
"""I'm a feminist,"" he said wanttogetintoyourpantsingly."
"Person who fought in WWII hit with pepper spray... Now he is a seasoned veteran."
"What sound does a Baroque chicken make? Bach Bach Bach Bach"
"I asked my lawyer cousin, an orthodox Jewish man, his opinion on gay marriage He said ""that would be GREAT for business"""