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Joke of the Day

"This Viagra show looks cool but they keep cutting away to football"

"[FBI job interview] ""Do you have any self defense training?"" *flashback to hiding behind fence from teenagers* Yes I'm skilled at fencing."

"Why did the military name it's new drone system ""Caitlyn Jenner""? Because it's unmanned"

"I met Jesus once but he was kind of a dick He was all ""holier-than-thou"""

"Dark humor is like food... ...not everyone gets it."

"Someone asked me to make a joke about cancer... I said, ""Sorry I can't sir."""

"What do you call a Muslim ganglord with a penchant for Noodles? Ramendon"

"Cake day: How many scientists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Answer: I don't know, I'm no scientist"

"I wanted to have a threesome... but then i realized, if I wanted to disappoint two people at the same time I'd just have dinner with my parents."

"Q: Have you seen the new Barbie Doctor doll? A: You wind her up, and she operates on batteries."