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Joke of the Day
"I always go the extra mile for my wife Ever since she took out that restraining order"
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"Why are there so few gay comedians? It's hard for them to keep a straight face."
"Pedophiles Are fucking immature assholes"
"Q: What happens if a monster steps on Batman and Robin? A: They become Flatman and Ribbon."
"Are you a haunted house? Because every time I come inside you I shit myself."
"We should've cremated Michael Jackson in case of the zombie apocalypse or else people will think they're part of a Thriller flash mob"
"What does the nosey pepper do? Get jalapeno business!"
"A couple of Irishmen are walking down a dirt road . . . The come across a sign that says ""Tree Fellers Wanted"". One of them says to the other, ""To bad there's only two of us."""
"What should the Packers call their cheerleaders? Green Baes"
"You guys wanna hear a joke? Ellen Pao"