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Joke of the Day
"Why didn't the melons get married? They cantaloupe."
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"What do you call a rooster looking at a vegetable patch? Chicken Caesar Salad"
"So I met this really nice girl at the zoo! She was a keeper."
"What did Adele say when the chicken crossed the road? ""Hello from the other siiiiiiide!"""
"A vegan, a vaper, and a Pitbull owner walk into a bar... ...I'd tell you what they said but I have no idea because none of them would shut up."
"Why are muslim charities the worst to donate to? Because they are for prophet."
"Recent studies have shown that 6 out of 7 dwarves aren't Happy"
"Be like Bro This is Bro. Bro gets F'e in all Subject, Bro Knows F means Fantastic or Fabulous. Bro think he's the best student in the world, Bro is happy with his gread, Be like Bro"
"My hatred for Nicki Minaj probably stems from my fear of clowns."
"Lawyer: so tell me, why was my client's mouth bleeding? Dentist: he doesn't floss Me: You hit me! D: [puts lips on mic] bc you don't floss"