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Joke of the Day

"How can you tell if someone's a vegan? Oh don't worry, *they'll tell you*."

"I got friend zoned today.... So I asked if she knew what incest was..."

"Boy playing Pokemon go walks into a bar He should've been paying attention"

"Isn't it weird how when a cop drives by you feel paranoid instead of protected."

"Whenever I skip a day on the treadmill, I add the 25 minutes to the next day. Tomorrow, I will be running until 2026."

"Did you see the awful story about a triple amputee dog the other day? Poor pup. They said he was on his last leg."

"How do you get 27 kids to carve a statue? Have everybody chip in."

"I dont downvote It's bad karma."

"What is the biggest advantage of living in Switzerland? Well for starters the flag is a big plus."

"What is a Jewish person's first discount? 10% off the penis."