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Joke of the Day

"What was Hitler's problem when the lights went out? He could Nazi. Edit: Fuck me, Reddit. I heard you *liked* puns..."

"Starting a Mexican boy band named Juan Direction."

"When is a black dog not a black dog ? When it's a greyhound !"

"If I wake up early, it's only because there are a lot of things I want to eat that day."

"What's your amplitude for charm-strange mixing?"

"What's the part of a book that's most likely to explode? The appendix."

"What do Mathematicians use to fry their food? Euler butter."

"As an ass assessor, I assess asses."

"How can you tell the Ethiopian diplomat at a political function? He's the one with the gold Rolex around his neck."

"I just bought shoes from a drug dealer I don't know what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all day"