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Joke of the Day

"Where do terrorists like to go for a drink? The Allahu Ak Bar"

"How is a woman like a condom? Both spend more time in your wallet than on your pecker."

"There's a new Starbucks opening down the street. I WONDER WHAT IT WILL BE LIKE."

"I try not to spend too much time online... ...but Wi-Fight it?"

"As far as I'm concerned, anyone who suggests I should have a third child is committing a hate crime."

"Why dont feminists go to indoor soccer games... Because, with the astroturf, there would be no place for them to graze."

"What do you call a spaghetti that went to a pasta party? An Impasta"

"Where does a sad chemist find employment? At an apathycary!"

"What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob? If we don't get some support, people will think we're nuts!"

"Q: Do ghouls eat popcorn with their fingers? A: No, they eat their fingers separately."