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Joke of the Day

"There's a new Starbucks opening down the street. I WONDER WHAT IT WILL BE LIKE."

"I was arrested for assault with a chicken. The cops suspected foul play."

"The best part of being a girl is not having to open doors. If I approach a door and a guy isn't there I just take a nap til one shows up."

"How to get a job without experience ? Just run for office!"

"Why did the scarecrow get a promotion He was outstanding in his field."

"If sex is said to be the best exercise than why are there no fitness clubs for that. Now there's idea. . ."

"[throwing a party] I invited Judas. That okay? ""Judas from IT, or the guy who betrayed Jesu-"" *loud knock* ""It's the Roman legion. Open up!"""

"I wanted to start my own last minute grandma rental service... But the name InstaGram was already taken."

"What do you call a Jewish minister that barbecues? A Ribeye."

"Why was the janitor late? He overswept"