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Joke of the Day

"Why dont feminists go to indoor soccer games... Because, with the astroturf, there would be no place for them to graze."

"Both my son and daughter love reddit. That must mean it's heredditary."

"Did you know that Vanilla Ice is now working as a computer literacy instructor? He's at the community college teaching word to your mother."

"What do you call an army of gorilla soldiers? Boko Harambe."

"We do apathetic derision better than any nation on earth. Probably. Can't be arsed to find out...and all statisticians are cunts."

"/r/Jokes was starting to get flooded by good original jokes ... Edit: I know the mods hate the punchline in the title, my bad"

"The physics teacher break up with the biology teacher Why did the physics teacher break up with the biology teacher? There was no chemistry."

"Did you hear about the intimate blind couple? It was love at first."

"What did the homeless got for Christmas? Hypothermia."

"My penis used to be in the Guinness Book of World Records. Then I got kicked out of the library."