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Joke of the Day

"Why dont feminists go to indoor soccer games... Because, with the astroturf, there would be no place for them to graze."

"Jesus, his disciples, Adolf Hitler and a group of Schutzstaffel walk into an empty bar... The bartender says, ""Man, this is great for business!"""

"Why haven't I ever met a full blooded jew? All of the ones I've met have just been Jew-ish"

"Fun prank: Super glue a baby to the floor and see how many people try to pick it up as they walk by"

"Just saw my wife's tampon string hanging out while she slept. Not sure, but I bet if I lit her fuse she'd explode bigger than any firework."

"A sex therapist claims that the most effective way to arouse a man is to spend 10 minutes licking his ears... Personally I think its nuts."

"Billion dollar idea: Make a prescription drug that gets rid of the side effects of all of the other prescription drugs."

"I was just told this joke What's the hard part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair!!"

"Why did the lizard take viagra? He suffered from a reptile disfunction."

"Q: You're sailing on a boat with a pack of cigarettes, but do not have a fire source, what do? A: Throw one overboard to make the boat a cigarette lighter."