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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between BMWs and porcupines? Porcupines have pricks on the outside."
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"Before I go swimming in the ocean... I always slather myself in marmite, that way I have a 50% chance of not getting eaten by a shark."
"What did the roman soldier say after crucifying Jesus? Nailed it"
"How do you spell Canda? C,eh,N,eh,D,eh"
"What do you call a shitty igloo? An ""eh""gloo."
"Honey I won the Lottery. Overly exuberant husband came home. ""Honey pack your bags I just won the lottery!"" Wife; ""Where are we going?"". Husband; ""We are not going anywhere - get the fuck out!"""
"I asked my North Korean friend how are things over there. He said he can't complain."
"This may sound like a rape joke if you ask me Oh wait you don't have to."
"If I'm introduced to a proctologist at a party ... ... do I shake his hand?"
"What's the difference between Nicole Simpson and Princess Dianna? Princess Di was killed ~ by a white man ~ in a black car."