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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a spaghetti that went to a pasta party? An Impasta"
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"I just googled ""Is there really cowbell in the actual song Don't Fear the Reaper?"" and my first response was, ""Go outside and do something."""
"why put cookie dough in the oven when you can put it in your mouth"
"A man was found dead under an ice-cream truck, covered in chocolate syrup and sprinkles.. Police think he topped himself."
"Why do blacks make good athletes? They spent the first nine months of their lives dodging hangers."
"What do you call a gorilla with a harpsichord? A silverbach."
"How does the stork bring babies? It pokes holes in condoms."
"Where did the terrorist go after he detonated the bomb? Everywhere."
"*bangs gavel* wife: who???"
"I put my blood sweat and tears into making this Red cordial"