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Joke of the Day

"Q: Do ghouls eat popcorn with their fingers? A: No, they eat their fingers separately."

"What does Mrs. Potato Head call her husband's penis? The Dick-tater."

"The way to treat women is always in your heart. Beat beat beat."

"I was very confused the other dah I was discussing religion with a man and he claimed to be a ""moose limb"". Must be some kinda canadian thing I guess."

"How can you tell if you accidentally wandered into a gay bar? Everyone keeps offering to push your stool in"

"What's different between Asians and Caucasians? We're opposites in terms of erections and math class - one's hard for each of us, while the other isn't."

"I told my therapist what you said and she's gonna call your therapist and you're in big trouble"

"What is the difference between a bad haircut and a good haircut? 2-3 weeks tops."

"Did you hear about the constipated dyslexic? He had trouble moving his elbows."

"Why do Asian females have small boobs? Because only A's are acceptable. Heard this from a friend."