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Joke of the Day
"I try not to spend too much time online... ...but Wi-Fight it?"
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"We're expecting 12 inches tomorrow night. Well played, Black History Month. Well played."
"Why are Toblerone's triangular shaped? So they fit in the box."
"Jurassic Park- making you afraid of vibrating water since '93."
"What do you call a theatrical performance about puns? A play on words"
"Obi-wan: It's over Anakin! I have the high ground! Anakin:*Force pushes him out of the way* Obi-wan: Damn that completely obvious solution"
"Why was the professor cross-eyed? Because he couldn't control his pupils!"
"Philae comet lander wakes up [After 7 months] ""Where the *fuck* am I?!"""
"Knock Knock..."
"computer humor Graphics card says to the RAM ""did you see that?"" he replies ""I Know""."