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Joke of the Day
"How is a woman like a condom? Both spend more time in your wallet than on your pecker."
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"Incidentally, the WORST trick the Devil ever pulled was trying to convince the world he wasn't fat by wearing a t-shirt in the pool."
"Did you hear about the Feminist gun? She got triggered."
"When do you ground an astronaut? When they're astronauty."
"What do you call a singing group trio of pre-op Trannies? Chixie Dicks"
"[sees a dog about to get run over] Me [dives toward dog & rolls to safety]: that was close [sees a cat about to get run over] Me: car coming"
"I'd tell you a joke about UDP.... But, I wouldn't know if you'd get it."