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Joke of the Day

"Marriage is full of surprises but it's mostly just asking each other ""do you have to do that right now?"""

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Becca ! Becca who ? Becca the net !"

"Know why vodka is so clear? Its so Russians can tell it isn't tap water."

"What do you call Floyd Mayweather a month before his fight? Floyd Aprilweather"

"Sometimes I accidentally make eye contact with someone and it's like ""well I better just go with it"" and I begin sprinting at them"

"So I heard Tiger Woods changed his name.. To Cheetah"

"How do you Circumcise a whale? Send down four skin divers."

"Ask your doctor if being a doctor is right for him. Everything isn't about you."

"Knock Knock Knock knock Knock knock knock knock KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK Whitney, Hurry up in there I gotta take a shit!!!"

"I wanted to be a gynecologist, but I couldn't find an opening."