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Joke of the Day
"What do you call Floyd Mayweather a month before his fight? Floyd Aprilweather"
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"2 Transformers got married Soon thereafter, they had a baby Transformer. But at that moment when they had a baby, they suddenly could not be seen anymore. They had become Transparents."
"Why do hamburgers make poor pigeons? They won't talk no matter how you grill them!"
"Maybe wishes would come true if instead of throwing a penny in a fountain you threw something in that wasn't completely useless."
"I got fired from work on pajama day... It's not my fault I sleep naked."
"Which kind of shark is also the saddest dog? The porbeagle. _"
"Immigrants Illegal immigration is not a new problem. Native Americans used to call it ""White People"""
"Why wouldn't the dog attend the Veterans Day Parade? There were too many vets."
"I'll bet the first ever drive thru window resulted in an incredible amount of broken glass."
"Did you hear the joke about the jump-rope? Eh, let's skip it."