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Joke of the Day

"What do you call Floyd Mayweather a month before his fight? Floyd Aprilweather"

"NSFW Squirting ""Squirting isn't a real thing is it, it's just pee, right?"" Interviewer: ""I meant questions about the job""."

"Mirror Mirror on the Wall... What is my focal point?"

"Too many kids don't know what it's like to enjoy a book the old-fashioned way (watching the movie version on VHS the night before a test)."

"How was the bear able to move in order to get honey? It had muscles."

"Since they won't vote anyway, Obama should make the GOP look bad by nominating a bald eagle holding a picture of Jesus to the Supreme Court."

"How is Daniel Craig a policeman? He is in Spectre (Inspector)"

"""Mom, dad, I'm gay"" *dad looks angry as heck* ""Gay for women that is! haha, erm... i love me some vajimbos & those boob things yes siree"""

"Rick Astley will let you borrow any movie from his Pixar collection - except one. He's never gonna give you Up."

"Many homosexuals went into battle in World War I. Only a few came out"