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Joke of the Day
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Becca ! Becca who ? Becca the net !"
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"I would never cheat in a relationship because that would require two people finding me attractive."
"Fun fact: if you say ""I did the math,"" nobody argues with you because they don't want to have to redo the math themselves."
"How does an astronaut cut his hair? Eclipse it."
"What do you call someone whose body is only muscular on the right side? A male truck driver."
"My wife's star-sign was Cancer, so I guess you could say it was ironic how she died. Mauled to death by a giant crab."
"Girl, do you have 67 protons? Cuz you a Ho"
"Last night I watched a great U.S. Olympic Trials semifinal match that featured Sylvester Stallone vs Joey Lawrence in a Pronunciation game."
"Ziiipppp, zip, zip, zip, ziiiipppp! *Me, dramatically ending a marital spat during a camping trip"
"What kind of bees make milk? Milk-makin' bees."