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Joke of the Day
"Know why vodka is so clear? Its so Russians can tell it isn't tap water."
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"Other people are gettin these amber alerts, right? Like, it's not up to me to find these kids?"
"The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on the list."
"Of course size matters. No one wants a small pizza."
"I like my coffee like I like my men, Big, black, and strong."
"A group of ventriloquists was murdered yesterday. Their screams were heard a mile away."
"Free air! (Help yourself.)"
"Did you hear about the blonde who was an M.D.--Mentally Deficient?"
"Your mom is so fat... The last time she had sex, they called it the Big Bang!"
"I saw a clown doing sit-ups. Funny how things work out."