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Joke of the Day
"So I heard Tiger Woods changed his name.. To Cheetah"
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"What do you call an article written about a dead astronaut? An *orbit*-tuary!"
"4-year-old: Can you hold my rubber ducky? Me: *takes the ducky* Why? 4: I dropped it in the toilet."
"What do you call a black dinosaur? Tyroneosaurus-Rex."
"Crocs Why is wearing Crocs like getting a blowjob from a man? Because it feels fantastic, but then you look down and realise you're gay."
"Pick up line I put the STD in stud, but all I need is you."
"Why are Lawyers buried forty feet deep when they die? Because deep down they're really nice people."
"Harambe and Cecil the Lion walk into a bar Bartender asks, ""What'll you have?"" They respond, ""Two shots, please."""
"An apple a day will keep anyone away if you throw it hard enough"
"TIFU by giving my coworker my #23 I got his Togos #24. I hate avoc... whoops, wrong sub"