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Joke of the Day
"How do you Circumcise a whale? Send down four skin divers."
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"At what temperature is best to bake Jewish cookies? 6 million degrees!!!!"
"What did Caesar say to Cleopatra ? Toga-ether we can rule the world !"
"sex toy. do you know about ISIS making there own sex dolls? it blows up itself."
"When midgets smoke weed... ...do they get high, or do they just get medium?"
"It's not that I need to manage my anger, it's that other people need to manage their stupidity."
"Deodorant? I've never needed to buy any. People just give it me. Complete strangers sometimes"
"Predator taking off his mask, but it's me removing the filters from my selfies."
"What's the term for when the pool breaks during water birth? A midwife crisis."
"If I had a dollar for every time someone complimented my hair I'd be making money in a really weird way"