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Joke of the Day

"Knock Knock Knock knock Knock knock knock knock KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK Whitney, Hurry up in there I gotta take a shit!!!"

"*strips buck naked*Buck: Give me back my clothes !"

"Review of Black Holes: Zero Stars"

"How do you know when Santa's in the room? You can sense his presents."

"I was feeling under the weather... so i got on a plane."

"X-post from r/jokes: Mommy! I found a $10 bill today, but I threw it away, cus it was fake. ""Oh, how did you know it was fake?"" ""It had two zeroes instead of one."""

"My grandfather was an ace dog fighter he taught Michael Vick everything he knows!"

"hello, this is the co-pilot speaking. the captain can't talk cause we both said ""hope we don't die haha"" at the same time and i jinxed him"

"What do you call black characters in Ferris Bueller's Day Off? Niggas in Ferris."

"Boss: You need supervision. Me: *squints really, really hard*"