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Joke of the Day

"Sometimes I accidentally make eye contact with someone and it's like ""well I better just go with it"" and I begin sprinting at them"

"Why don't woman have urinals in their bathroom Because they would clog it up with their tampons. HA HA j/k"

"My GPA is underwater I Guess you could say it's below C-level"

"I asked this girl in my class for a rubber... forgot that in the U.S. they call it an eraser"

"There are 10 types of people in the world - those who know binary and those who other people talk to in the bar :-)"

"What's the hardest part about roller skating?... Telling your dad you're gay."

"What do you call a cow that gets an abortion? De-calf-inated"

"What did the Zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything."

"When I'm backing out of a parking spot I like to just close my eyes and gun it because anythings possible through Jesus Christ"

"What do you call Benedict Cumberbatch in The Imitation Game? Homogeneous."