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Joke of the Day

"Q: What do you say to a Blonde that won't give in? A: ""Have another beer."""

"Oscar Pistorius wants to install a new bathroom door... but his girlfriend is dead against it"

"Sex is like playing cards.. if you dont have a good partner you better have a good hand."

"When did the Cub Scout become a Boy Scout? When he ate his first Brownie!"

"Sure, white people can't say the ""n word"" But at least we can say phases like ""thanks for the warning officer"" and ""hey dad."""

"To get to the other side. Why did the chicken use the time machine?"

"I've been feeling down all evening... I think my duvet has split."

"Me: let's go vegetarian Husband: can we still eat eggs M: of course H: fish? M: obviously H: bacon on special occas- M: we'd be crazy not to"

"Q: Why did the blonde give up bowling for screwing? A: The balls are lighter and you don't have to change shoes."

"I went to a mock trial recently and I was really disappointed. I didn't get to mock anyone."