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Joke of the Day

"When did the Cub Scout become a Boy Scout? When he ate his first Brownie!"

"My 12yo son's protip: Buy larger sized clothes and you'll look like you lost weight. You're welcome."

"Why wasn't Jesus Christ born in Alabama? They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin."

"Q: What do you call a blonde lesbian? A: A waste."

"The year is 2246. Disease and hunger have been eradicated. The terraforming of Mars is complete. The symbol for Save is still a floppy disk."

"As long as McDonald's doesn't make us pay with excercise."

"Did you know there is one colour that can time travel? It can only go to the fuchsia."

"I just found out I'm an amateur nudist. I thought I was pretty good at it but apparently if you don't have the right certifications they'll call the mall security."

"What Operating System does a Redditor use? Fedora Linux!"

"With all this anti-drug propaganda going around, how do you know a D.A.R.E. representative is lying? His lips are moving."