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Joke of the Day
"Oscar Pistorius wants to install a new bathroom door... but his girlfriend is dead against it"
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"What do you call a woman on her period? A bloody cunt."
"My dentist said I grind at night. I was like, ok stalker."
"Why can't bicycles stand on their own? Because they are two tired."
"""there's only one thing to do when you're Zero Dark Thirsty"" *Navy Seals bust in and toss Bin Laden a Coke Zero, he pounds it in like 5 sec*"
"Every time my Father in law gets trashed, he asks if I've lost weight... So naturally I bring a bottle of scotch every time we visit."
"I just finished arguing with a friend who thought that Charlize's role as Aeon Flux was much better than her role as Imperator Furiosa. I guess to each Theron."
"[Sea fishing] Me: This is fun. [Deep sea fishing] Me: Many men go fishing all their lives without knowing that it's not fish they're after."
"New camper: I thought you said this camp has no mosquitoes. Old camper: That's right. These mosquitoes come from the camp down the road!"
"Why did Donald Trump win the Republican nomination? Don Rickles is dead."