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Joke of the Day
"I've been feeling down all evening... I think my duvet has split."
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"If I was a doctor, every now and again I'd eat a giant burrito then give myself a sonogram."
"What's the most frustrating thing in the world?"
"What does Lenin say when he his angry? I will hit you so hard that it will leave a Marx."
"""Church of England Formally Approves Female Bishops"". Congratulations British women! You can now move diagonally!"
"Sometimes my stomach will make a noise and my brain will be like ok I never signed off on that"
"What do you call a Mexican that flies a plane? A pilot, you racist!"
"Why do short people laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls."
"What was Mussolini's favourite dessert? Tyranisu"
"How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side"