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Joke of the Day
"Sex is like playing cards.. if you dont have a good partner you better have a good hand."
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"""HEY, WHERE'S THAT BOOK?!"" (Dewey Decibel System)"
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"I just came up with Trump's inauguration drink I call it, ""Make America Smashed Again"" It's a White Russian with pumpkin spice."
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"Always the camel, never the toe."