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Joke of the Day

"Why doesn't Shirley Manson change her Facebook relationship status? She's only happy when ""It's Complicated."""

"What do you call a Mexican ready-meal? Dinner for Juan"

"What does the cabbage merchant use to fix his cabbages? A cabbage patch! - Sokka"

"what do you get when you drop a piano down a mineshaft? A-Flat-Minor"

"What do you call it when someone relies on sleep studies for a profession? a rem job"

"In light of recent events... ...I believe Adrian Peterson should start playing Major League Baseball. He'd be a great *switch* hitter."

"My Abuela voted for the first time yesterday morning! And for the last time a few hours ago."

"Anyone know if Hallmark makes a ""Sorry about your miscarriage, but it was my first time playing Bocce Ball"" card?"

"I asked a magician, ""Can you pull a rabbit out of a hat?"" ""No, but I can pull a hare out of my ass"" - (More effective told out loud) :P"

"How many Vegans does it take to eat a cheeseburger? Only one... if no one is looking!"