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Joke of the Day
"I stripped naked after losing a bet yesterday. I'm now barred from my local bookies."
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"What did the Eskimo children sing when their principal was leaving? Freeze a Jolly Good Fellow."
"So, they're going to combine Facebook, YouTube, and Twitter into one website. It's going to be called ""YouTwitFace""."
"I accidentally grabbed the wrong shopping cart but am hoping this kid will stop screaming soon because I am not raising a cry baby."
"Why was the redditor banned? Voat manipulation."
"Baby come over. I'm coming over. Using walkie talkies in bed is strange over."
"If a camera adds 10 pounds then maybe stop eating them"
"What did the surfer say to David Carradine? Hang tight"
"What do you have when there's balls on your chest? Chestnuts What do you have when there's balls on your chin? A dick in your mouth."
"Guy one: ""Bro I missed the first world war..."" Guy two: ""Don't worry man, they made a sequel"" Guy three: ""I heard it bombed in Japan"""