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Joke of the Day
"What's the hardest thing to do when you go rollerblading? Telling your parents that you're gay."
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"There is an existential horror upon seeing your password in handwriting."
"My girlfriend dumped me for talking too much about video games what a ridiculous thing to fallout 4"
"Me winding up as the last man on earth is an unlikely scenario, but an awful lot of women seem to have already thought it through."
"Lucky that guy in Good Will Hunting liked apples."
"Why did the elk cry at the funeral? He had lost a deer friend"
"""Hell no!"" A man and woman are riding up in an elevator. The man looks at the woman and says, ""Can I smell your pussy?"" She replies, ""Hell no!"" The man says, ""Well, it must be your feet then."""
"""Hey bro can you leave me some of the snack? You're eating way too much."" I said ""sure"", then proceeded to put the cat down."
"I took this guys order at work last night. It was delicious."
"I'm getting pretty worried, my girlfriend hasn't gotten her period yet. And she's already 14."