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Joke of the Day
"I remember the first time I ever masturbated... ... it was a seminal moment."
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"Beauty tip: Having a bad hair day? Solution: Wear a low cut blouse."
"Why was the nerd not late for class? ...He booked it."
"So Darth Vader had been plotting against the Emperor for many years By the time return of the Jedi came around, he finally got his chance to overthrow the Emperor."
"Just finished going through the terms and conditions for iOS 6 with my lawyers. Looks good, guys, I think I'm going to accept."
"What's the difference between David Bowie and porn? Porn sometimes features good music. R.I.P"
"""This may be our 85th viewing of this movie, but we'll watch it as intently as if it was only our 23rd"" -Toddlers"
"What do you call spaghetti disguised as linguine? Faux-teccine"
"Honking the whole time isn't going to make everyone in front of you go any faster. Stupid geese."
"So many people try to be hip To me it is kind of a waist"