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Joke of the Day
"My fast joke Are you a human or a dog"
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"I was pregnant in High School BEFORE it became popular...."
"Today I was woken up by a blowjob. I hope I'll never fall asleep in the train with my mouth open again."
"Sorry I replied ""yikes"" to your selfie."
"I held a baby today. I was scared it would make me want a baby, but it just made me want to be a baby."
"My nephew got me with this one He said ""they've been together for 15 years."" When I asked who, he said ""DEEZ NUTSS"""
"I am religious. I religiously avoid church."
"Margret Thatcher Walks Up to the Pearly Gates Saint Peter looks at her and says ""Is this some kind of joke?"""
"The guys who measure out the granite so it fits nicely in your kitchen were prob mad when they found out the term counterfeiters was taken"
"What's a woman who always knows where her husband is? A widow."