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Joke of the Day
"What's black on top and white at the bottom? Rape."
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"Can someone please lecture me on their political views in an aggressive and condescending tone so I may realize the error of my ways?"
"What's the worst part about eating vegetables? Swallowing the wheelchair."
"What do you call a fat psychic... ...a psychic you fat shaming cunt"
"""i'd do anthony for you"" - worst autocorrect fail by me"
"John was at the 17th floor of a building. John hop off from the ledge and began to fall. Why didn't John die? John is a bird."
"[At a San Francisco Dance Club] *Grinds cute girl in a mini-skirt* Hey baby, what's your name? ""Robert"""
"When I said 'You can't buy my love.' I meant with your salary."
"I heard there's a woman going about with twelve nipples. Sounds absurd. Dozen tit."
"I work in a popular hotel... I see people come in to stay from all over the world, yet for some reason I've never seen a Native American here. I guess they just don't like to make reservations."