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Joke of the Day
"I heard there's a woman going about with twelve nipples. Sounds absurd. Dozen tit."
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"What do you do to a scientist after he dies? You Barium."
"There Are Three Types of People in the World People who are good at math and people that aren't"
"Why are monkeys such great friends? Because they're prime mates!"
"Before you get into an argument with someone walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when the argument starts you'll be a mile away and have their shoes."
"Why do girls generally go to the bathroom in groups? 'Cause they're a bunch of pussies."
"What do sea monsters like to eat? Fish and ships"
"Russian history: 5 word edition And then things got worse."
"Just got the new Windows... ... such a pane"
"""Wow, you're tall.. Do you play basketball?"" ""Wow, you're short. Do you play mini golf?"""