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Joke of the Day
"A woman is like a fine wine: they are 70% water"
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"To the guy who stole my camouflage jacket on the bus while I was asleep You can hide but you cannot run."
"Hillary Clinton asked the debate moderator a knock knock joke... Knock knock. Who's there? Hill--. INTERRUPTING TRUMP!"
"Swiss cheese is cheating cheese cause there's holes where there could be more cheese stay woke."
"Dads in horror movies always have the most chill explanations. ""Our son is covered in pentagrams!"" Well maybe he's just allergic to dairy."
"I bought some ""no more tears"" baby shampoo But I'm still not over her :("