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Joke of the Day
"A woman is like a fine wine: they are 70% water"
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"Yo Momma so dumb she tried to climb mountain dew and thinks Fleetwood Mac is a new hamburger at Hardees."
"Q: Why did the bass player get mad at the timpanist? A: He turned a peg and wouldn't tell the bass player which one."
"How do you tell a rabbit from a gorilla? A rabbit doesn't look like a gorilla."
"Facetious. Because I like to use all vowels, in order."
"[Starbucks meeting] ME: Sorry I'm ""latte"" haha BOSS: Aren't you the guy we fired for biting a customer"
"Waiter asked if I wanted the soup or salad Me: Yes, I'll take the super salad"
"What's your favorite joke? mine's Womens Rights."
"How many police men does it take to change a lightbulb? Doesn't matter...they'll just beat the room for being black."
"A punchline walks into a bar. Hello, you have reached the punchline, leave a message after the tone. **beep**"