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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a fat psychic... ...a psychic you fat shaming cunt"

"I tried to use my Dictaphone today. But I ended up just using my finger like everyone else."

"Federal Express is to merge with United Parcel Services The resulting company will be called Federal United Parcels Or FedUp for short"

"Why do Jewish people have big noses Because air is free"

"I told my friend that she had one of the nastiest bodies I've ever seen I hope she doesn't hold it against me."

"People are always weirded out when I take notes during episodes of Dexter."

"What does a spider want to be when he grows up? (This is really good guys...brace yourselves..........) A web designer."

"Snake walks into a bar. And the bartender says ''How did you do that?''"

"With so many gay people nowadays... It's hard to keep them all straight."

"What do you call an electro-food? (it's giga-bite!) yeah it was giga bite yeah you're right yeah giga bite that was it giga bite it!!"