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Joke of the Day

"I work in a popular hotel... I see people come in to stay from all over the world, yet for some reason I've never seen a Native American here. I guess they just don't like to make reservations."

"Now that Donald Trump will be President, I really hope he builds the wall. We need to keep all those crazy Americans contained."

"What did the egg say to the boiling water? ""Sorry, it's going to take me a while to get hard, I got laid last night."""

"What's Darth Vader's corrupt brother's name? Taxi Vader"

"What do you call a Russian on a golf course? Vladimir Puttin'"

"What's a pirate's favorite letter? AYEE ya thought it be ARRR but it be the 'C'!"

"Just watched the movie 2012 and honestly I don't remember any of that happening."

"If you walk into Whole Foods with a McD's cheeseburger, you'll be dragged to the meat locker & gang banged with a free range chicken wing."

"You are so ugly, when people see you.. ..staring at yourself in the mirror for a long time , they don't think you are a narcissist but automatically assume you have Body dysmorphic disorder.."

"Whats The Diffrence Between A Fridge And A Child The fridge Doesnt Care If You Stick You're Meat In It"