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Joke of the Day

"Hey imbecile, just because you are listening to loud music on your iPod, doesn't mean that the rest of the supermarket can't hear you fart"

"I like my women like I like my coffee... ...with extra large cups."

"After Usain Bolt retires, he'll move to Iran."

"Sometimes I think we are capable of great things as a species, but then I notice how many people can't put their shopping cart away."

"How do you kill a circus troupe? Go for the juggler."

"Two men walk into a bar... the third guy ducked."

"If you could have a superpower, what would you pick? Cold War Russia"

"All I want is to live well and to die in a manner so bizarre and gruesome it can only be described with a German word."

"My parents kidnapped me. I was then born."

"I'm not sure which super villain I want to be for Halloween yet Right now it's between The Joker and the white privileged male."