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Joke of the Day
"After Usain Bolt retires, he'll move to Iran."
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"It's easy to plan an orgy... ... the hard part is getting everyone to come."
"I want a car horn that shouts obscenities."
"What ethnic group do cannibals eat on thanksgiving? Turkish"
"You'd think that atoms bonding would mean they're being friendly to each other, but instead they steal each others electrons. How ionic."
"Huehuehue SaturationSaturationSaturation"
"What's the difference between a cow, and 9/11? You can't milk a cow for 14 years."
"Who's the biggest slut ever? Mrs. Pacman--for 25 cents that bitch swallowed balls till she died."
"What comes in pairs? seeds"
"Crabs only walk that way when people are looking at them"