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Joke of the Day
"If you could have a superpower, what would you pick? Cold War Russia"
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"[Scooby & the gang catch a regular guy] ""Let's see who this ghost really is!"" No! Wait, I'm not- [rip off face] *gasps* ""OLD MAN SKELETON?"""
"One day a wife complained ""This wall clock almost killed my mother today. It fell only seconds after she got up from the couch."" The husband grunted and replied ""The darn clock always was slow."""
"The Bible is a fascinating book It's fascinating how a book with so much sex and violence can be so boring"
"Teacher: Tomorrow There Will Be a Lecture On SUN.. student: I Will Not Be Able To Attend It Teacher: Why? student: My Mother Will Not Allow Me To Go So Far..:-)"
"I freaked out my mailman today when I came to the door completely naked. I'm not sure what shocked him more, my naked body, or the fact that I knew where he lived."
"Law enforcement's cracking down on texting while driving, but there's no law against standing up and playing saxophone through your sunroof."
"Don't worry if you've forgotten the first rule of Passive Aggressive Club, it's fine."
"My jokes are like onions... They're layered. And because if you dissect them I'll cry."
"What do you call a couple of asses standing next to eachother in an asparagus field? An ass-pair, I guess?"