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Joke of the Day
"How do you kill a circus troupe? Go for the juggler."
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"RAN INTO A COWORKER AT TARGET. DIDN'T WANT HER TO KNOW I WAS BUYING BABY CLOTHES FOR MY CAT SO I TOLD HER I'M PREGNANT"
"Welcome to ghosts anonymous. Nice to see such a spirited turnout. *all of the ghosts boo in unison*"
"Made a to/ too mistake, and am starting the car with the garage doors down."
"Went hunting with Willie Nelson and we each got a turkey. Now that's what I call killing 2 birds with one stoner."
"Sometimes I wish I was an octopus, so I could slap 8 people at once."
"I heard that there was no plane be shot down in Constantinople Because there was no Turkey"
"I like my women like I like my wings Covered in BBQ sauce"
"Why were all the gays winning poker in the 40's? Because they had to keep a straight face"
"Bohemian Rhapsody should be an official unit of measure. ""I can shower in 1 Bohemian Rhapsody."" ""Ran a 5K in under 6 Bohemian Rhapsodies."""