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Joke of the Day

"All I want is to live well and to die in a manner so bizarre and gruesome it can only be described with a German word."

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"""Oh, you decided to close your bedroom door with me on the outside? Allow me to sing you the song of my people."" -my cat"
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"[teenage girl reading horoscope tweets] ""Gemini's go to sleep when they are tired"" HOLY SHIT THIS IS SO ME"
"What do nuns do? Nunthing"
"Does anyone know a good locksmith? I spent the entire day cleaning the entire house and need to keep my family out."