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Joke of the Day
"My parents kidnapped me. I was then born."
Next Joke
"What do Leonardo DiCaprio & anyone who buys a Powerball ticket have in common? Their odds of winning are the same"
"17: Want to see a movie? Me: Sure. 17: Afternoon show only, so no one sees us together. Me: Ok. *Posts pic on IG. Tags all her friends."
"Why do black people take such good care of a Chinese baby? Because black people make ""Wong"" decisions!"
"How can you tell if Asians have broken into your house? The dog is gone, the homework is done, and they're still trying to get out of the driveway."
"There are 10 types of people in the world... Those who understand binary and those who don't."
"I measure my kids' ages in terms of percent complete out of eighteen years. My kids are 22% and 38%."
"The worst thing about turning up at the ER drunk at 4am is explaining to the nurse that my 9 year old drove here."
"Pregnant. It's like ignant, but there are 2 of you."
"I'm sexually attracted to one of my students I knew that becoming a primary school teacher was a bad career choice"